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When the hell did the sun rise? (Feel free to say hi. I promise I'm more scared of you than you are of me.)
in fifth grade we had a project where we had to design our own utopia and mine was in the future where everyone lived in the clouds and i guess men had gone extinct so everyone was a girl and they reproduced with genetic cloning?? and everyone had cool hair and bright colored dresses but let me just repeat 10 year old me’s idea of an utopia was lesbian cloud heaven, i was so gay wtf
w is not a vowel
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
And finally someone said it
nobody’s fucking stopping you from putting on some foundation dude you can put it on and it’s discrete and other straight guys won’t be able to tell and it does wonders. nobody’s stopping you from moisturizing or even putting on the lightest bits of concealer. don’t worry, other straight men can’t tell
Also there’s less pressure for men to be attractive and more pressure on women to see past men’s looks for their personalities, like look how many movies star average/ugly dudes who still score modelesque girls.
step 1: create unrealistic, unattainable standards of beauty for women
step 2: build a multi-billion dollar beauty industry to sell women makeup, tell them they are worthless without it
step 3: mock and vilify women who wear makeup as vain and fake, mock and vilify women who don’t wear makeup as ugly
step 4: code makeup as exclusively feminine, make the feminine shameful, shame any and all men perceived as feminine
step 5: complain that you can’t wear makeup
all that commentary
Seriously, men, no one is stopping you from buying moisturizer and an exfoliating product. And maybe this is because I live in LA but any and every man out here is willing to use a little concealer or foundation when the occasion calls for it. Eyeliner not out of the question either.
man imagine aliens w no concept of interspecies cooperation or pets
'commander the scan of this shelter reveals three primary lifeforms'
'excellent. elaborate please'
'all mammals. two quadrupeds, one feline and one canine, as well as one biped sapien. they appear to be… relaxing and eating in a shared space'
'what the fuck'