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When the hell did the sun rise? (Feel free to say hi. I promise I'm more scared of you than you are of me.)

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

internetexplorers:

vulpeaverde:

i want this so bad!

this is literally a plastic bag with a zip

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

internetexplorers:

vulpeaverde:

i want this so bad!

this is literally a plastic bag with a zip

(Source: sarahalldolledup)

judedeluca:

Look what’s skullking around.

(Source: mostly-perfect)

Out of nowhere I’m just thinking of the pink aliens (Xandarians??) in Guardians of the Galaxy and I have no idea if I saw any of them who might be identified as male so I’m making the executive decision that they’re a one gender race and they reproduce genetic clones and that’s why Dey’s daughter doesn’t look at all like him (like maybe they have the same hair color but idk she looked completely like her mom) but he’s still loves her and is a good dad and I will hear no other lies.

(and yes I’ve heard noise about the collector’s assistant being the his daughter but shut up still going with genetic clones. Also, was the alien in the cage her mom? a sister? I need to stop thinking about this movie’s background aliens.)

brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick


everyones blog can use a pocket Jake

everyones blog can use a pocket Jake

(Source: sunnyfruitcake)

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

sexyboitommo:

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face

Writing with ur left hand is fine but having a URL like that is definitely not

i can’t even argue w that tbh

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