#I bet he’s having a whole internal conversation with that torch.#Hello torch. I’m Matt. #It’s a pleasure to meet you on this fine day! It is fine #Isn’t it? #Oh thank you torch! You’re looking pretty splendidly dapper as well! #You’re my new friend you know that? #I’m going to call you Georgie #You and me Georgie#We’re gonna run this together #And when we get there I’m going to buy you a drink #AHHH Got you! You can’t drink! You’re a torch #Oh you’re so funny Georgie

I’D BE LUCY HITLER LMAO.
If you’re wondering, my desktop is of Hitler with an afro looking into the distance with the caption ‘black people are the future of music’.Kristina Taylor Fehn Crahan
marrying 3 people because i fucking can
Loki is my background. I doubt Asgardian wives take their husband’s last names. Do they? I just figured out the correct ending of a daughter’s last name.
Ashley Cowgirl-Lightyear. Or Ashley Pride-Lightyear. Ashley Lightyear. Jessie doesn’t have a last name
unless you give her Woody or Buzz’s last name.
That would be an interesting marriage.
Izzy the Rainicorn. And we would ride off to our honeymoon on a vespa.
…I’m totally okay with this.

This is pretty much my favorite pairing from the Avengers. Well, Tony/Bruce too, but yeah, THEY’RE SO CUTE I CAN’T HANDLE IT!!!
AGREED! <3
The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson
